Theodore Herbert Korbin
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
Herbert is a shadow. Herbert is a pervert. Herbert hides from the rest of the public doing drugs and smoking plants while others rest their tired eyes after a hard day's night. If my name is The Herb Korbin by day, I am HERBERT THE PERVERT by night and the wee hours of the morning. My friends don't know me. My family doesn't know me. You should be scared you know me. Fuck anyone who disrespects me and if you beef with me, I'm going to even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat yo ass legally. The Herb is good. The Herb Korbin cares for the well being of his fellow man. The Herb Korbin listens to the Beatles and the Flaming Lips with his head high in the sky and his feet low to the ground. The Herb smokes and laughs with his friends about being young in the 21st century in this crazy crazy place called America. I'm not myself right now. I'm not anyone right now. How the fuck can I be white? I don't even exist. I do a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave, die from a drug overdose and dig myself up out of my grave. These drugs really got a hold of me. Don't agree with my behavior? I just don't give a fuck. And if I offended you, good. Cause I still don't give a fuck.